Hi Seller, this is Buyer. So, before our final walk through tomorrow, I thought I'd let you know that I've been visiting the house regularly and watching the progress on the roof, and it looks fantastic. I am especially fond of all those sharp corners on the fascia and rafter tails - so much nicer than the crumbly corners from before. It looks great:
I know you've been working on moving the rest of your things out and we'll see what's left tomorrow, but I wanted to remind you of a few things in the yard that you might have overlooked. Let's start the list with your tie-die curtain on the porch - wouldn't it be sad if you forgot that?
And, don't forget your rusty (but trusty?) little bike and push mower - I'm sure you'll want those in your new home:
Oh, and your mini Adirondack chair! How charming, you'll most certainly want that!
If somehow there weren't room for you architectural selvedge, I'd be happy to adopt this funky triptych, but let's make sure you have space for the other stuff, m'kay?